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i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot


fondest-memories:

I lost my best friend in a car accident yesterday and I miss her so much. I really do not know how I’m going to get through these next few weeks. I have never cried so much in my life before. I was the last person she ever talked to in person, and she was like a sister to me, ever since 5th grade. I love her so dearly, and I would give anything just to have her back in my life, making jokes and just having the time of our lives. I am just so blessed to have such an amazing and beautiful best friend like her. She truly cared about everyone and was probably the best person you will ever meet. I just can’t even bear the thought that I will never talk to her again or hear her laugh. What I would do, just to spend one more day with her. I can’t even write R.I.P without crying my eyes out. I love you so much Daileen Alfonso, you will always be in my heart and my best friend<3









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